Been there before.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
(I am Scottish. After serving a Vietnamese family, another customer approaches and leans over the counter to whisper.)
Customer: “It’s like trying to play a game of ‘Spot the Australian’ in here at the moment. There are so many foreigners around; know what I mean?”
(Not missing a beat, I lean back over towards the customer and speak in my strongest Scottish accent.)
Me: “Oh, I know ma’am! The bloody foreigners are everywhere! Jeez, sometimes you can never tell when you’re going to bump into one, hey?”
Customer: “Oh… oh my… I am so sorry, I didn’t mean…”
(The customer is very quiet for the remainder of the transaction, before apologising once more and leaving the store in a hurry.)
Coworker: “You’re a very bad man sometimes dude. I love it.”
This is not my story, but it’s the funniest thing I have read all night. Hope you all enjoy it too. I recommend checking out the website if you’ve ever worked in retail or the food industry.
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
Doctor Who: Earthshock (1982)
One of my favorite Doctor quotes of all time.