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Been there before.

Ruka… is a dude.




how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck

A Wee Bit Foreign

(I am Scottish. After serving a Vietnamese family, another customer approaches and leans over the counter to whisper.)

Customer: “It’s like trying to play a game of ‘Spot the Australian’ in here at the moment. There are so many foreigners around; know what I mean?”

(Not missing a beat, I lean back over towards the customer and speak in my strongest Scottish accent.)

Me: “Oh, I know ma’am! The bloody foreigners are everywhere! Jeez, sometimes you can never tell when you’re going to bump into one, hey?”

Customer: “Oh… oh my… I am so sorry, I didn’t mean…”

(The customer is very quiet for the remainder of the transaction, before apologising once more and leaving the store in a hurry.)

Coworker: “You’re a very bad man sometimes dude. I love it.”

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This is not my story, but it’s the funniest thing I have read all night. Hope you all enjoy it too. I recommend checking out the website if you’ve ever worked in retail or the food industry.


Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.


Doctor Who: Earthshock (1982)

One of my favorite Doctor quotes of all time.